It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached.
How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind
“We want to explore new ways of putting incredibly tiny things together, with the goal of developing new miniaturization and assembly methods that would work at scales 100,000 times smaller than current state-of-the-art technology,” said John Main, DARPA program manager. “If successful, A2P could help enable creation of entirely new classes of materials that exhibit nanoscale properties at all scales. It could lead to the ability to miniaturize materials, processes and devices that can’t be miniaturized with current technology, as well as build three-dimensional products and systems at much smaller sizes.”
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guys what’s happening
g u y s.
The Doctor seemed lonely
i do what i want
Viva la vida loki
If there is a day this isn’t on my blog, you can assume I’m dead.
“I don’t understand why Torgue SMG’s aren’t a thing yet. Or Maliwan shotguns for that matter.”
IT WILL BE A COLD DAY IN HELL BEFORE I F*CK WITH ACRONYMS
THAT IS THE SOUND I MAKE WHILE I’M WAITING FOR IT TO GO OFF
ANY OTHER INTERPRETATION IS IRRELEVANT
Mr Torgue, your new pet is ready
the most incredible scene in all of red vs blue tbh
“Killed 99 bears”
a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.
My favorite part is “We hope he has gone to rest.” What, like… they weren’t sure? Maybe, if ever the bear uprising should start again, he would rise from the ground to finish what he started and slay that 100th bear?
Was this man so powerful they are concerned he might not have decided to rest at all and is simply biding his time?
The bears made that tombstone.
A warning, and a prayer.
That he really, truely stays down.
This is too badass not to reblog.
AMERICA, FUCK YEAH http://imgur.com/r/fallout/MDUCm5h